Happy Thanksgiving!!! (OTK week 11 update)

Not my usual post this week; rather a quick combo post! You can check out the OTK league standings to the right! I wanted to wish my fellow Americans a very Happy Thanksgiving... er... Spanksgiving! Lots to be thankful for... health, family, friends, and lots of spanking fun!

This weeks match-ups and final scores are below. I'm keeping this quite short this week.

Fanny Smackers pulled quite a win over Whatever, 93 - 61. Yep, I lost. Oh well. We all knew it was coming. I still hold first place and a guaranteed spot in the playoffs, so life is good! My team didn't lose this week because they performed poorly, it was an owner error. I started the wrong players. Had I picked differently, I would have won with 96 points, but no one can really predict the scores. It is what it is, and it was Kim's turn for a victory! I'm just glad I lost to another spankee, cause I hate losing to a spanker ;p

Cookie won big this week, over Red Butt Enablers, 92 - 69!

Thomas spanked Todd's A.S.S., 67 - 54!

Rich spanked Becka, 73 - 69!

Suzy and Dixie tied with 55 points this week.



There you have it. Happy spankings for all!

Search Phrase Spanking Story

Ok, so I came up with an idea… I know, it’s shocking, right? Previously, I highjacked Bonnie’s idea (keyword chaos) to use search phrases and add clever (my sometimes not so clever) answers after the search phrase. The other night I came up with something that I have not seen on any other blog. The idea??? I tried to create a spanking story that incorporated the search phrases that lead people to Cowgirl’s Spanking Journey.

I am not a great story-writer, so consider yourself forewarned. In fact, this is my first attempt at a fictional spanking story. This is NOT a true story, it never actually happened. Again, I tried to make a story out of the search phrases that led people to my blog. You will notice that some well known spankos appear in this story. I’m not actually poking fun at them, I just had to use what people searched.

All search phrases are highlighted in red. I used the search phrases exactly how it appeared in my stats software. The only difference is that I may have inserted correct punctuation and changed letter case so that my story was grammatically correct. Let me know what you think. I have a few more story ideas with other search phrases, if this is entertaining enough for readers. Here’s what I came up with…

“Bound and spank them,” they cheered. “Spank the Cowgirl,” a voice said as Chase led her back into the hotel suite. They were in St. Louis attending their first spanking party, when Cowgirl and Pixie had a very bratty artistic collaboration.

Once in the suite, it didn’t take long before she was OTK and Chase was spanking bare Cowgirl. “Why you little brat,” he scolded. “You and your accomplice are going to be very sorry.”

“Why don’t you go SPANK PIXIE? She helped me! I couldn’t come up with that on my own,” Cowgirl yelled as her bottom was turning a dark shade of pink from the hard hand spanking. “I’m sure Dallas will give her what she deserves,” Chase said with a chuckle.

“OUCH! Stop Chase. That hurts.”

“It’s supposed to hurt, that’s why they call it a spanking.”

“I didn’t do anything wrong, and you know it.”

“You were a brat, and as far as I’m concerned, that warrants a spanking. If you think this hurts, I can always get out the brat tamer cane… after all you are a brat,” he said lightheartedly.

“I think I’ll pass, thank you. You know our prank was funny. I saw you laugh. Why are you spanking me? This isn’t fair.” Cowgirl cried.

“Oh, it’s fair,” he said as he firmly planted one last swat to her butt, then let her up.

“What are you doing?” he asked with a frown.

“I rub my butt after a spanking,” she exclaimed. “You know that.”

“I see. Are you looking for another spanking in St. Louis? Or are you going to tone down that attitude?”

“Yes sir,” she spoke in a sarcastic tone and rolled her eyes. Then she quickly turned around and walked away.

“She is going to have a warmed, spanked fanny when I’m through with her,” Chase thought to himself as he followed behind her.

As Chase entered the room, he saw a well-spanked Cowgirl, pouting with her arms crossed, sitting on the bed.

“You better cheer up and drop the attitude or you’ll be receiving a capsicum spanking on your already sore bottom.” Chase announced. “I didn’t spank you hard and you know it. You two were asking for a spanking with the stunt you pulled. You got what you wanted. Now come give me a hug and let’s go back to the party.”

As they headed back to the party, Cowgirl could see Richard and Dallas admiring her and Pixie’s artwork. It was a poster. The girls had photoshopped Dallas’ and Richard’s heads on a picture, with a title that announced RICHARD SPANKED DALLAS. Pixie was standing there with them too. When she and Cowgirl’s eyes locked, they both blushed in recognition to their spankings.

*Click photo to enlarge*

Victory! Thomas Gets Spanked! (week 10)

Team WHATEVER has a tight grasp on first place! And Peyton Manning had an awesome game!







This weeks match ups include 4 spanker vs spankee and 1 spankee vs spankee game(s).








Overall, this wasn't a high scoring week. There are a couple good scores, though. Had people picked their optimum lineups, some scores would have hit 90+ points. Most of the QBs didn't seem to do as well this week... scores ranged from 8 -40 points. Which means, one QB didn't even score a TD. Three of the four spankers won their matches against their spankee opponents. Which spankee won??? Keep reading to find out, although, I bet you can guess!


Here are the match ups:

Fanny Smackers vs Red Butt Enablers 66 - 77
Last time these two teams played, RBE (who was Captain Ramen, then) had a 8 point win over Fanny Smackers. Looks like history repeated itself. Kim's team didn't do too bad this week, she scored enough points to beat 5 other teams; her team just had a tough match up. Finally another win for Chase, and the second highest score this week. Chase's team got 6 TDs; WR Randy Moss, RB Adrian Perterson, and K Jay Feely did an excellent job scoring some major points for RBE.

Munchkin's Master vs Cookie Jar 85 - 55
History repeats itself again... only this time, Cookie got spanked harder. A case of Stud vs Dud... Rich's stud QB, Tom Brady, got 375 passing yards and 3 TDs vs Cookie's dud QB, Ben Roethlisberger's 174 passing yards, 16 rushing yards, and zero TDs. Great week for Rich, tough break for Cookie.

A.S.S. vs Inner Dixie 64 - 60
History didn't repeat for these teams, although with such a close game, it very well could have. Dixie didn't switch out her RB Brandon Jacobs, who was on bye week. Had switched out Jacobs for Reggie Bush, her team would have beat Todd's A.S.S. Therefore, I think Dixie should be spanked hard for letting a spanker win so easily that way.

Suzy Spanking Union vs Becka's Bulldogs 36 - 66
No repeat here either. The Bulldogs came back to bite the SSU in the butt, after they lost 9 weeks ago! A complete turn-around, as the Bulldogs won by 30 points... last time they lost by 22 points. Both teams were fairly even in their scoring... both teams didn't do very well. The highlight for the Bulldogs was having the Baltimore Ravens defense, who had a shut-out game against the Cleveland Browns, not to mention their 4 sacks, 2 interceptions, and 1 TD. It was a great game to watch.

WHATEVER vs Thomas 68 - 53

True victory here, and I'm certainly glad history didn't repeat. Last time these teams played, team Whatever was robbed of their win. *thinks back 9 weeks* Drew Brees scored an unbelievable 6 TDs; 65% of the points for Thomas' win, when the rest of his players didn't do any better than my players.

I was a bit nervous this week. Didn't know if Brees was gonna be a stud or a dud. Considering New Orleans was playing St. Louis (one of the worst teams), my match up wasn't looking good at all. The St. Louis Rams kicked it up a notch; they actually made the Saints work for there win, which stopped Brees in his tracks a bit. Luckily, my team is pretty consistent overall, especially my QB, Peyton Manning, who had an awesome win over the Patriots this week. My #1 RB, Micheal Turner was injured, curbing his awesome start... 111 yards from 9 carries in the first half. It could have been an awesome game for him too, but we'll never know now, as he left the game at halftime. So definitely a downside to the game this week. However, it was a true win over Thomas' team, as I would have won even with the optimum lineups!







Latest Bet:
And since Thomas lost, he'll be scrubbing some toilets!!! Our bet from last time rolled over to this game, right? I thought so! Happy scrubbing!!!

Chase and I bet this week... whomever outscored the other, won. If I won, Chase would have given me a half hour massage. That didn't happen so... The difference in scores is how many swats I will receive with our Paddle Master Products paddle. As of this post, Chase has not collected on his bet. Sometime in the near future, I will receive those swats.

Search Phrase II

I have gathered more search phrases that led people to my blog. Again, I'm surprised that there are no "football" related searches, considering the majority of the content is OTK fantasy football posts.

1. american spanking tube - is that a toilet paper roll painted with stars and stripes???
2. bound and spank - not my style, but others find it fun!
3. capcicum spanking - should be outlawed. Seriously!
4. capsicum burn - scorch is more like it.
5. consentual spanking - the only kind of spankings we condone here, among adults, that is.
6. cowgirl fanny - can change from a nice pale shade to a radiant shade in 0.5 seconds.
7. cowgirl spanking journey - a great blog, but I'm a bit biased!
8. cowgirls having fun - getting spanked??? Most often!
9. dallas spank cowgirl - um, no thank you. Someone else can have this spanking for me.
10. free caning tube - must not be very effective if they're giving it away.
11. he def otk spankings - hmm, are you looking for hi-def spankings? Interesting! For those people who want crystal clear markings???
12. head of house spanks tube - what's with all the tube spanking... it's just cardboard, how bratty could it be???
13. I rub my butt after a spanking - most spankees do, it's quite normal. It would be weird for a spanker to rub his/her own butt after they gave a spanking, though.
14. Inner brat haven't had your spanking today? - a statement with poor grammar and incorrect punctuation or a question with just poor grammar... not sure which.
15. looking for a spanking in st louis - can't help you with that.
16. nylon cane buttocks - interesting!
17. otk childhood spankings - NOT cool. You won't find that here.
18. otk spanking - the only way I like it!
19. SPANK PIXIE - I concur!
20. spank the cowgirl - hey now... what did i ever do to you??? lol
21. spanked after losing bet - I'm no stranger to these types of spankings.
22. spankees with cane - spankers beware!
23. spanking bare cowgirl - I don't think so. Chase may need to have a few "words" with you.
24. SPANKING GAMES - try spankopoly! It has a "two cheeks up" rating!
25. spanking union - I know of one.
26. warmed spanked fanny - *smirks* how did you know?

That's all folks! Check back tomorrow for the OTK Fantasy Football updates!

WHATEVER is keeping the spankees in the game (week 9)

Team WHATEVER retains the #1 spot, while the spankers take the 2nd-4th places. Look to the side bar for the standings.







This weeks match-ups include 2 spanker vs spankee, 2 spankee vs spankee, and 1 spanker vs spanker game(s). A few spankees weren't just spanked... they were tortured. Keep reading for the details.








The match-ups were:

Suzy Spanking Union vs Munchkin's Master 40 - 83
A spanking??? No, this was torture. If it hadn't been for QB Tony Romo and K David Akers, Suzy would still only have 9 points. The SSU didn't even manage to score half the amount of points her opposing team scored. I'm not positive, but it's speculated that the bet between Suzy and Rich was the difference in score would be the number of cane strokes Suzy will receive... 43 cane strokes, OUCH. This is an assumption based on the SmackTalk within the league. Suzy or Rich please comment and clear up this speculation, as we are interested in your actual bet.

A.S.S. vs Becka's Bulldogs 99 - 65
Though, not as bad, this was still a bit torturous. At least Becka's team managed to score more than half the amount her opposing team scored. Had Beck gotten a different match up (Say... Inner Dixie, SSU, or Cookie Jar) the outcome could have been different. Looks like Todd's team is back on its winning streak. Kurt Warner had an awesome game (261 pass yards, 5 TDs), and overall his team was stellar scoring a total of 9 TDs.

Fanny Smackers vs Cookie Jar 62 - 55
It *seemed* as if there was a bit of sabotage going on for this game. Cookie left her computer signed into her fantasy team roster with some unsaved changes and then went to sleep. Thomas came along, assumed she wanted those changes and saved them. Apparently, Cookie didn't notice until it was too late. Cookie said the changes were insignificant and wouldn't help nor hinder her game... good thing for Thomas. After looking at the optimal lineup (Cookie would have won), I wonder if those changes really did hinder her game??? Or did Cookie not plan on playing them anyway??? Not sure on this one. The good news is... Fanny Smackers pulled a win!

Red Butt Enablers vs Thomas 59 - 74
All Chase's star players were on bye week, so it's another lucky win for Thomas.

WHATEVER vs Inner Dixie 82 - 64
Dixie didn't switch out her bye week players, but even with an optimal lineup, Dixie would have lost. Cowgirl wins again, keeping first place, and left to battle the spankers by herself. Cowgirl's optimum lineup would have scored 100 points ( 8 TDs), which is awesome. The team is doing really well. The key now... finding the magic combination for the win next week.

Lineup:
QB Peyton Manning (21 pts)
WR Marques Colston (2)
WR Andre Johnson (5)
RB Micheal Turner (20)
RB Ray Rice (12)
TE Fred Davis (1)
K John Carney (12)
DEF NO Saints (9)


Next week:

Whatever vs Thomas (Should be an interesting game, since the top two teams are battling it out)
Fanny Smackers vs Red Butt Enablers (Last time these two battled, it ended with a win for RBE, what will happen this week?)
A.S.S. vs Inner Dixie (With Dixie's lack of participation (i.e. not changing byes), Todd might pull off another win; both need a win to make the top 4)
Munchkin's Master vs Cookie Jar (Will this be a repeat spanking for Cookie??? Can Rich hang on to his spot in the top 4??? Both teams desperately need a win.)
Suzy Spanking Union vs Becka's Bulldogs (The Union vs the Bulldogs... who's gonna get spanked???)

Experimenting

I have read on few blogs about using Icy Hot or capsicum cream to increase the intensity of a spanking or even in place of a spanking. The consensus was that it was not fun for the person to which it was applied. I had a moment of insanity tonight... I ACTUALLY asked Chase if we could test it out.

I wasn't questioning whether capsicum would burn... that I believe and don't even want to venture there. What I didn't believe is that Icy Hot would produce the burning sensation. Why??? I use Icy Hot all the time for muscle pain in my neck. I never get the warm sensation even when I really rub it in. Instead, I only feel the cooling aspect of the product. So I figured Icy Hot would not work in the same way as capsicum. After all, their slogan is "Icy to dull the pain, hot to relax it away."

Was I so ever WRONG. It burns and it burns ALOT. I think the correct slogan would be "Hot to scorch your spankee's butt, icy to cool the burn."

All spankings were done in a fun, playful manner. I had already received a spanking prior to my [not so] brilliant idea, so my bottom was already a bit warm and sore. Once Chase applied the ointment, my bottom instantly began to burn. After he started spanking with his hand though, it dissipated a bit until the hairbrush was applied... then it burned again. Once the spanking ended, the burning sensation quickly dissipated.

About 15 minutes later, I was curious to see if another spanking would initiate the burning sensation again or if the effects wore off because the ointment was fully absorbed. So I asked Chase for another spanking to see the effects. It burned a little, but not much. Frankly, I had had enough at this point. I asked Chase to apply some of our aloe gel that has a cooling agent. That was a HUGE mistake, I mean HUGE mistake. It was at that point the real burning began. I literally thought my bottom was on fire. It was worse than any spanking I have received. It burned for at least 15 minutes before the cooling affect for the Icy Hot kicked in. Once the cooling began, all I felt was the soreness from all the actual spankings.

I for one, am not anxious to experience this again. Although, Chase said he found it quite entertaining. He was even laughing at me... what the hell??? Yes, he does have an evil side to him. I opened a bad can of worms here... now that he knows it can be effective, I think he might use ICY Hot again. *huge sigh* I don't think it would have been that bad of an experience, had we not applied the aloe gel afterward. Even at that, it's not a pleasant burning feeling. It would definitely work as a disciplinary option, that's for sure.

TIP: Be very careful about where and how you apply any ointment of this nature. Although, Chase didn't actually apply it to my butt crack, somehow it got down there. It created a very uncomfortable burning sensation in two *very* sensitive areas. I have no clue how it made it to those areas because we were careful. Chase told me I shouldn't have squirmed around so much and maybe it worked its way down there. *shakes head* Luckily, it's very easy to get off, unlike capsicum.

OTK League (week 8)

Check out the side bar for the standings thus far. Spankees are doing a good job of taking over the top 4!!!






This weeks mach ups include 2 spanker vs spankee, 2 spankee vs spankee, and 1 spanker vs spanker game(s). Overall, this was not a high scoring week. The average score was 62 points.







Here are the match ups:

Red Butt Enablers vs Inner Dixie 65 - 54
Another, game where someone forgot to switch out bye players... Dixie... she should be spanked for that. Now in the past, teams have won purely because someone forgot to switch out players... not the case this week. Chase's team actually won, regardless!!! Aaron Rodgers (QB) and Adrian Peterson (RB) received the majority of the points. Chase's last minute DEF change helped as well... he picked up St. Louis, which actually did well for once. Good choice on Chase's part, even-though I made fun of him for picking them, lol!

Fanny Smackers vs Thomas 50 - 73
The game was tied (46 - 46) going into Monday nights game. It was down to Tony Gonzalez (Atlanta's TE) and Drew Brees. The game could have gone either way, depending if Drew Brees was a flop or not. We were cheering on Fanny Smackers (FS), though. Unfortunately for FS, Drew Brees had a fairly good game (2 TDs and 308 passing yds). Tough break as I would love to see the spankees kick some spanker butt.

Suzy Spanking Union vs Cookie Jar 68 - 39
The SSU did the best it ever has this week, for the win over Cookie, and took 3rd place overall in the league. Which is quite impressive because the SSU is *usually* one of the lowest scoring teams (53 avg score). Which just shows, the underdog teams *can* come out on top!!! As for Cookie, here team had some major problems... with her QB Ben Roethlisberger on bye and her back up QB with a concussion; She got stuck with Ryan Fitzpatrick who delivered a pathetic performance (scoring 5 pts). As for the rest of the team, they didn't do much better. Even if Cookie chose her optimum lineup, she still would have lost. The cookie crumbled BIG this week.

Becka's Bulldogs vs WHATEVER 67 - 68
According to the score projections, I should have won by 14 points... however, games don't always play out how you would think. This was a close game the whole time. In fact, I was ahead 3 points the last quarter. In the last few minutes of the game Atlanta scored against my DEF (New Orleans) which cost me 2 points. Luckily, I didn't lose anymore. My team was pretty good overall. My QB Peyton Manning had a rough game against San Francisco... sacked 3 times. However, Peyton Still lead his team to a victory (IN 18 - SF 14), which just shows he is a great QB! Becka's team didn't do bad as well. Most of her players score well above their projections. Had we played our optimum lineups, Becka would have won. Luck was on my side this week. The win secured my 1st place standing for the 5th week in a row!!! Come on team WHATEVER... we need to keep our winning streak alive!!!

A.S.S. vs Munchkin's Master 82 - 56
Talk about a thorough spanking... I think it's safe to say Rich got spanked. Todd's team made a come back from it's poor performance last week... scoring 7 TDs this week, one of which from the Chicago DEF. In contrast, Rich's team just did bad (3 TDs). This loss dropped Rich from 4th to 6th place, but Todd maintained 7th.

Latest side bets:
Chase and I actually had a bet this week... whomever outscored the other got to pick their prize. Team WHATEVER outscored RBE, so I made Chase clean the kitchen... which was no easy task, mind you. I tired to get him to agree to no hard spankings for a year, but he wouldn't go for that... I wonder why??? LOL!!!

OTK League Update: 1 Day Late *shrugs* (week 7)

This week at the OTK Fantasy Football League... Two couples battle on the football field. Who wins??? You'll be shocked!








This weeks games include 4 spanker vs spankee and 1 spankee vs spankee game(s).








This weeks match ups:

Thomas vs Cookie Jar 73 - 73
This was a close game right down to the last second, literally. Cookie had an opportunity to spank Thomas, Monday night. All she needed was one, yes one lousy point from TE Brent Celek. There was a pretty good bet on the line as well. If Thomas won, Cookie would have received a caning with a nylon cane for a video. OUCH! If Cookie won, she would not receive any canings for a week, instead she would get sex every night, lol. Since there was a tie, neither Thomas nor Cookie could collect on their bets. I'm sure they are both disappointed. The first tie in the OTK league, and I am grateful! They allowed me to keep my grip on first place, thus far!!! Thanks guys!!!

A.S.S. vs Suzy Spanking Union 46 - 62
And Todd thought our (Suzy and I) game last week was a pillow fight??? Who's pillow fighting now, Todd??? hehe :) This was a case of picking the wrong players for the wrong week, for Todd. Had he chose Cedric Benson and Austin Miles, the story would have been quite different, sucks for Todd. Even with the low scores, Suzy spanked A.S.S. by nearly 20 points. I'm positive they have a bet going this week, just not sure what. So check out their OTK homepage, it should be updated soon.

Red Butt Enablers vs Becka's Bulldogs 87 - 68
Chase's team was smoking this week! It's about time too! Here I am, trying to keep our household in the running to win the grand prize... you think he could help??? hehe, Just kidding Chase. His team isn't bad, he just gets bad match ups. In Fact, he holds the second highest score in the league. So if this was a points game, we would firmly hold 1st and 2nd places. Chase's team scored a total of 9 TDs, with one of those from his Defense. Not bad. It looks like he's back in the game! As for Becka, her problem is not switching out bye week players... she's now in last place.

Fanny smackers vs Inner Dixie 61 - 54
Not much excitement here, well except that Fanny Smackers is on a winning streak. As for Dixie, she's on a losing streak. Even if Dixie managed to switch out her bye week player (Maurice Jones-Drew), she would have lost by 1 point.

WHATEVER vs Munchkin's Master 78 - 83
Close game all Sunday, and only Monday nights game would reveal the winner. Both teams scored a total of 6TDs, but Rich's team had more yardage. Monday night, Rich had a 4 point lead thanks to Larry Fitzgerald's poor performance... It came down to Monday nights game, TE Chris Cooley vs RB Clinton Portis. Cooley just needed a touch down, which he is totally capable. However, Cooley (only scoring 1 point) broke his ankle in the second quarter. That sucks... not because he lost me points (I'm not heartless), but because that had to of really hurt. Gotta love it when your team doesn't perform to it's potential, lol... Hines Ward who was supposed to have an awesome game, didn't even score a TD, in fact, he only achieved 3 receiving yards. Another folly that contributed to my loss was Payton Manning sat out the entire 4th quarter because they had enough of a lead over St. Louis. Oh well, things happen. I was bound to lose at some point. Still no complaints on my end though, as I remain in first place!!!

Costumes

Halloween is around the corner. Now I am not a fan of this "holiday" and I do not participate in any festivities; I have my reasons. However I found some pretty funny costumes with a spanko twist that I just had to share.

Looking to give a spanking!

Receiving a spanking!

Hand-print after the spanking!

Needed for those brats at a distance!

For fun activities after a spanking!

Spanko Dogs!

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Owners of these dogs deserve a spanking!

I also found some funny pet costumes that I had to share... enjoy! Though they are quite funny, I would never personally subject my pets to wearing costumes. Not that I think people who do are wrong, I just couldn't do it to them.






That's All Folks!!!

Search Phrases

Here are some phrases that lead people to my blog. I picked some of the funnier ones. Surprisingly enough, there are no phrases with "football" in it... which is strange considering most of my posts are about a spanko fantasy football league.


Dallas swat team spankings - Imagine Dallas with a whole swat team spanking you??? That sounds extremely painful. *shivers*

brat tamer cane - oh hell, I hope Chase never finds ones of these to accompany his "brat tamer" paddle

spanked cowgirl - yes, that's me!

lost bet spank - losts of those can be found on this blog. Chase and I love spanking bets.

spanked fannies - tons of those around. Just check the side bar under "where spankings happen" and you'll see!

spanking games of chance - now this sounds fun!

spanking otk - the only way I like it!

spankee game - as opposed to spanker game???

RICHARD SPANKED - I seriously doubt it.

chased after and spanked tube - how do you chase a tube???

spanking interest percentage - 99.99999999999999999999% and your butt will pay, lol!



I got the idea from Bonnie (My Bottom Smarts) who created Keyword Chaos!!!